Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

JUNIRA NATIONS

In a pub one night,

'Twas quite amazin';

I underwent

A transformation.

The music blared;

The people sang.

The spirit moved me;

Up I sprang.

I sang great songs

With all my neighbours,

Waving hands

And voicing quavers.

I thought no singer

In the town

Could make more musical

A sound.

A smile spread out

Across my face.

By dad! I was

A happy case.

A quiet person

Up to now

Totally transformed

I vow.

And, as the pub

Was spilling out,

Knowledge

I began to spout.

I delivered

Wondrous wisdom,

Compelling everyone

To listen.

All of a rush

I had the answers

To all the problems

Of the planet.

Quick, guys, call

Junira Nations:

They oughta hear

Our Krunchie spakin'.

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