Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

ALAN MULLALLY’S SONG (Now I’m leaving)

(Air: Vincent Campbell’s Mazurka)

Chorus:            Now I’m Leaving, I’m glad to go.

                                    Will I miss you? No!

                                    Will I miss you? No!

                        Now I’m Leaving, I’m glad to go.

                                    Will I miss you all?

                                    That’s No.

I am going to have a better time.

Very soon all of this be far behind.

I assure you, you won’t be on my mind.

Now I’m leaving, I’m glad to go.

Chorus

I have cleared all the rubbish from my desk.

I am heading away out to the west.

I’ll be greeting the sunrise and sunsets.

Now I’m leaving, I’m glad to go.

Chorus

No more cursing the traffic in the morn.

No more seething in the office when it’s warm.

No more beating the deadlines at the dawn.

Now I’m leaving, I’m glad to go.

Chorus

Now I’ll wheel out the keyboard to the room

And you’ll hear me bash out a happy tune

And it’s mighty the singing I’ll be doin’;

Now I’m leaving, I’m glad to go.

Chorus

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