Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

BOOKS

I'll lay these wretched books,

Lay them aside for sure.

Just now for chronic boredom

I need an instant cure.

Enough of this damn swotting,

This reading, writing, blotting.

This instant I'll be trotting

Where there's drinking, crack and motting.

A place of dissipation

Shall be my destination,

Where drink and wild temptation

Will fire imagination.

Where no priest's preaching tongue

Between me and joy will come,

But girls all warm and young

Who to my beck will throng.

My black pint frothing cream,

And a girl as in a dream,

Her glassy eye agleam

With wicked woman's scheme.

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