Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

PADDY MACARONI

The spud has been abandoned here:

We’re eating macaroni.

Cast off your gloom, be of good cheer

And follow Trapattoni.

Cast off your gloom; be of good cheer;

Our day of glory is coming near;

To face the foe we have no fear

With Paddy Trapattoni.

Let’s celebrate our new-born cheer

With Paddy Trapattoni.

With Jack the Lad we had a beer

Now it’s wine and macaroni.

And now, when we go out to dine,

We’ll all shout, “Macaroni’s fine”

And a bottle of Bardolino wine

To toast Don Trapattoni.

We believe that we can match the best

With Paddy Trapattoni.

And we’ll grow hairs upon our chest

By eating macaroni.

Bang the bodhrán, beat the drum;

The world will know our hour is come.

We’ll don the green, for everyone

Will follow Trapattoni.

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