Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

MNÁ

Cén sort mná

Is mó a thugann só dom’ shúil?

Is deacair a rá; gach dara lá

Athraíonn go suntasach

Mo dhúil.

Cíoch mhór lán,

Flúirse cromán,

Tóin a bhogann

Ins an siúl;

Nó maighdean déagóra

Na gcíoch beag cróga,

Sciorta deich nórlach

Os cionn a glún?

Súil mhór mhealtach

A músclaíonn gealtacht

Ghnéis im’ chroí?

Súil mhór shoineanta,

Trustach ionamsa,

A músclaíonn fonn a cosanta

Ón saol?

Muise, aon ainnir álainn,

Cibé rua, dubh nó bán í,

Tig lei lánrith

A chur lem’ chroí,

Má nochtann a beola

Fáilte roimh phóga:

Sin é, leoga,

Mór mo mhian.

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