Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

SPARE A THOUGHT

Spare a thought for wriggly worms

Round your garden creeping.

Remember, friend, that when you dig,

You leave worm widows weeping.

They are friendly little things.

They do not sting or bite you.

In fact, indeed, I cannot think

Of any harm they might do.

But they do a lot of good,

If you leave them to it.

They will dig your plot for you,

As they tunnel through it.

But do you give them half a chance?

Indeed, I see you do not.

You gardening enthusiasts

Are, indeed, a cruel lot.

You wield your spades with energy;

You chop and lacerate them.

You do not seem to care a whit

To what woes you fate them.

Please spare a thought for wriggly worms

Through the soft soil snaking;

Think a while, before you smile,

Of the happy homes you're breaking.

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