Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

TIT SHAKING

In this drinking place,

When the hour is getting late,

And we’re all in a merry state,

You may see some tits a’ shaking.

The music blares, nya nya,

Then off will come a bra,

And, bejasus, there’s your ma

On her feet with tits a’ shaking.

Nya, nya, nyanyanya,

Nya, nya, nyanyanya,

Nya, nya, nyanyanya,

Niha, niha, nya.

So, ladies, seize this op,

Right now, remove your top,

Then let your lacy brassiere drop:

Let’s see those tits a’ shaking.

Nya, nya, etc

We’ll have a competition here,

The winner gets a pint of beer,

The loser gets another year

To practice her tit shaking.

Nya, nya, etc

To fulfil a self-destructive wish,

Just tell a funky fellow this:

In a pub I recognised your bitch

In the shaking of her tits.

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