Contents:

·         Cat

·         Caterpillar

·         Christmas When

·         Frankie Wankie

·         Junira Nations

·         Approaching Twenty

·         Mná

·         Joan Maguire

·         My Love Bites

·         Lily White Breast

·         Alan Mullally’s Song (Now I’m Leaving)

·         The Hero

·         Kim Bassinger’s Diet

·         Statue

·         The Great God Pan

·         Worms

·         Spare a Thought

·         Resolution

·         Jimmy Loves Mary

·         Books

·         In Slattery’s

·         Krunchy and Milady

·         The Da

·         The Great Six-O

·         My Garden

·         Female Modes of Dress (or The Miniskirt)

·         Good Morning

·         The Dance in the Village Hall

·         Typing Section

·         Vacant Mood

·         Do You Yen for a Feel

·         Obsessed

·         Silver Wedding

·         Corrakit

·         The Civil Servant

·         The New Daughter of Houlihan

·         Mayo in July

·         Home Computers

·         Lewinsky

·         Jacussy

·         Tit Shaking

·         Paddy Macaroni

·         Hour on a Bean

The Outrageous Poems of Krunchie Killeen:

TYPING SECTION

I often get a quiet erection,

When I visit Typing Section.

When I walk in, it blows my wits

Confronting such a show of tits

In miscellaneous shape and size,

And all conducive to my eyes.

There is no better boob selection

Anywhere than Typing Section.

When I walk in what sparkling eyes,

What lively banter, flashing smiles!

And, when I have again walked out,

No doubt it's me they talk about.

It seems the girls in Typing Section

Welcome men and male attention.

When I walk in, at once the scent

Of musk and perfume they present

Makes my hormones spring to action,

Enveloping me in their attraction.

I often get quite an erection

When I visit Typing Section.

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